Foundations, lipsticks and the occasional notepad aside, the next item on my list of hoarding is bags. But not big bags (well the occasional Zara one may fall through the net). The little dinky ones; perfect for travel, tote-lugging or just to house your everyday beauty bits. When I go on holiday it’s not ‘how many bikinis to take?’ it’s ‘how many bags can I compartmentalise my luggage into?’. Such a Virgo. But I really hit the mini pouch jackpot when I spot one with a quippy little quote on it; they’re my real weakness. Usually found hidden amongst the stationery and my most recent find, a new home for my boyfriend’s tache tools and beardy bits, discovered in the precarious area of Selfridges between the beauty workshop and the magazine stands makes the perfect his and hers match to my very battered but much-loved ‘Contents: My Face’ bag, which never fails to make me laugh because it can hold no more than a brush and a NARS Laguna Bronzer. A good five products short of ‘my face’, but one of my favourites that I squeeze as much as I can into and lob it into my big bag choice for the day.

The ‘Tache Tools and Beardy Bits’ Bag is from Happy Jackson for £15 and the ‘Contents: My Face’ from Waldo Pancake for £8.50. Because all beauty bags should put a smile on your face, right?